Mark Spittle's Biography
or
"Yes, One Half of his Mustache is White"

Mark Spittle is a former US congressional lobbyist who worked on behalf of a number of industries and NGO's. Mark left that life behind in 2001, but remains on the invitation lists of many power brokers in the nation's capitol, so has become a true Washington gadfly.

Mark is also a former journalist, having written for more than ten years under a variety of pseudonyms for the Washington Post. He has a law degree from University of Virginia School of Law.

Mark lives in Florida where he currently advises Governor Jeb Bush to quit politics, to no avail. He was the satirist on staff for Liberal Oasis, a left wing radical website that should probably be taken off the internet.

He has been featured in a number of important international political journals, including Entertainment Weekly, Wired, the Morrissey fanzine "All Night Chemists" and the Communist theory digest, "Nature, Society & Thought."

Mr. Spittle's work has been vocally criticized on the radio programs of Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity and Bill Bennett. Even Noam Chomsky is suspicious of Mr. Spittle.

Mark lives near Tampa with his wife and three sons, Marjorie, Bettina and Judith.